jebus

jebus
1. (Jebus) (1788↑, 313↓)
Homer Simpson's version of God.

"I can't be a missionary\! I don't even believe in Jebus\!"

2. (Jebus) (846↑, 209↓)
A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg [Coke Music])

Sweet zombie Jebus that was cool\!

3. (jebus) (706↑, 234↓)
Homer Simpson's version of Jesus.

"I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus"

4. (jebus) (1942↑, 1579↓)
Another name for the non exsisting life form that everyone belives in for some stupid ass reason... (i bet i will get alot of thumbs down because some people actully belive in that thing)

Do you belive in Jebus? Hell Nha

Author: D.J. J. Caten http://jebus.urbanup.com/1731169
5. (jebus) (416↑, 261↓)
Variant of [Jesus], used because it's less offensive. Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across.

Tenchin: Don't struggle\! They'll just bring you in deeper\! Psyguy: Save meh, Jebus\!

6. (Jebus) (358↑, 231↓)
The home city of the Jebusites; conquered by Kind David and renamed Jerusalem.

"Hey, did you ever notice that on page 375 of this thing, it says 'Jebus'?" "Huh...It's supposed to be Jesus, right?"

Author: Charlie Decker http://jebus.urbanup.com/406964
7. (Jebus) (333↑, 223↓)
Something that most people think came from the simpsons when in actual fact that was a referance to a miss print in an edition of the bible which alot of shows have referanced the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites.

jebus, It's supposed to say jesus right

8. (jebus) (24↑, 14↓)
holy transportation

"I'm goin' to church\!" "How?" "I'm gonna ride the jebus\!" "When I go to heaven I'm takin' the jebus\!"

Author: Fun-Sized.Fantastico http://jebus.urbanup.com/4839754
9. (Jebus) (47↑, 41↓)
Just a damn cool thing to say.

But I don't even believe in Jebus

10. (jebus) (121↑, 116↓)
Name of the ancient Jebusite city conquered by the Hebrew king David more than 3000 years ago. He occupied the fortress of [Zion] and the city was renamed [Jerusalem[. Today it is home to three of the worlds major religions and is the seat of the [Israeli] capital. It is a city at the centre of international political and social intrigue.

Jebus is a Biblical name of the city now known as Jerusalem

11. (Jebus) (17↑, 13↓)
1. A one time hobo, who was a leader of the hobo wars in a crusade against the rich, living in a two story box on 4th street. Jebus fought along side of billy bob bert who died tragically alongside hime, but the crusades were won. Jebus lives on the moon to this day trying to find a cure for cancer. 2. Homer Simpson's grammar error

We can now differentiate from the Chinese communists thanks to Jebus. Lord, praise Jebus\!

12. (Jebus) (17↑, 14↓)
What my teenage daughter, who doesn't like to curse, says when something is absolutely, unbelievably ridiculous.

"Did you see that outfit? Jebus\!"

13. (Jebus) (6↑, 9↓)
An archaic reference in a line from a My Morning Jacket song entitled, "Steam Engine".

"...take your money and your drugs to anyone who wondered what old jebus meant to me take him out to go diving in red patoka sea..."

14. (Jebus) (7↑, 11↓)
A bad ass guy that is in the madness series that pwns all. his goatee is only topped by chuck norris' and is possibly the offspring of bruce lee and an angry wolverine.

If your punched by Jebus its like a lion on steroids chasing a gazelle through a field of pixie sticks and unicorn magic then got stabbed by a toothbrush shank made by Mr. T.

Author: The word of jesus http://jebus.urbanup.com/4282424
15. (Jebus) (16↑, 24↓)
An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs

Jebus chrism that cumshot was long\!

16. (Jebus) (6↑, 16↓)
The guy on the Zig-Zag pack

Zig Zag Whites have jebus on the pack

17. (Jebus) (6↑, 17↓)
Originating from the hit show, The Simpsons (more specifically, Homer Simpson), Jebus is a new way to say "Jesus" without real offense intended.

* Playing Runescape * Epithanyseek: Oh, Jebus\! Metaldrsmom: What?\! Metaldr: What did you just say, Epithanyseek?

18. (jebus) (15↑, 27↓)
Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.

Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother. God: Uh, no, not that I know of. Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?

19. (Jebus) (28↑, 44↓)
The cousin of Jesus.

Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?" Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."

20. (jebus) (30↑, 46↓)
A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.

"Save me Jebus\!" (extra ten letters)

21. (Jebus) (27↑, 44↓)
The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.

SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done" Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"

Author: The Real Jebus http://jebus.urbanup.com/1850818
22. (Jebus) (52↑, 71↓)
Jesus's brother (twin).

Holy shit, it's not Jesus, it's Jebus

Author: Garry Stewart http://jebus.urbanup.com/1865997
23. (Jebus) (18↑, 38↓)
A reincarnation of Jesus who was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Effectively, a southern Jesus. Also the subject of bad exclamations

"Holy Jebus on a pogostick\!" "Has anyone seen Jebus lately?"

24. (Jebus) (27↑, 47↓)
The correct spelling of [Jeebus], according to the Simpsons guides.

"Help\! Save me, Jebus\!"

25. (Jebus) (54↑, 76↓)
Contrary to popular belief, Jebus is just what some knew as the city of Jerusalem. Go read the Bible you bunch of heathens.

...The man would not tarry that night, but he rose up and departed, and came over against Jebus, which is Jerusalem; and there were with him two asses saddled, his concubine also was with him. Judges 19:10

26. (Jebus) (2↑, 25↓)
A popular player in Zombie Panic, a mod for HL2. His popularity may have been increased due to other sources, but he chose the name without knowledge of any other origin. Many players claim to belong to the Church of Jebus, and use his name in place of [Jesus]. Comedic name often cried out in shock, or just for laughs.

"SWEET JEBUS\!\!\!" "Jebus is just better than you." "Jebus...save me Jebus"-often said when about to die, or when surrounded my moronic players who do not know the difference between a [hand grenade], and a plastic pear. "Sweet Jebus"-exclamation of shock and awe, or just complimenting Jebus on an awesome kill. "FOR JEBUS"-battle cry "My friend, my brother, my Jebus..."-sombody saved your [azz] and you are nearly dead. "Sweet Zombie Jebus"-play on [Zombie Jesus]/

27. (jebus) (10↑, 33↓)
A contemporary allegory for the chariot of the gods.

People get ready, there is a jebus a-coming. You don't have to believe, just get on board\!

28. (Jebus) (48↑, 71↓)
The actual lord and messiah. NOT the same as that fake ass fairy tale Jesus (Hey-Zeus)

Jebus is teh pwn

29. (Jebus) (40↑, 65↓)
Non-union Mexican equivalent of jesus.

Jebus got shot runnin 'cross the border...

Author: William Nownes http://jebus.urbanup.com/1203025
30. (jebus) (17↑, 43↓)
Jebus is indescribable. And short. But we love him anyway.

1. Never play online with jebus. He always uses the 'walk on water' hack 2. SMITE HIM, JEBUS\! 3. 'Missed the bugger'

31. (Jebus) (82↑, 109↓)
WARNING: This is not a real definition, this is a joke made by me and some friends, which you can take on if you wish Jebus is Jesus's secret brother, but was exiled to limbo and forgoten, this was because he was always getting high. The thing that really got him was that Jebus refused to use the natural weed which God planted on Earth, no Jebus insisted on using his own special brand of weed which he created himself using the clouds, so Limbo has now be come mainly fields of weed. Heres some Jebus, Jesus and anti-Christ Facts Jesus: Father - God, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Good Jebus: Father - God & Satan, Mother - Mary The Normal Anti-Christ: Father Satan, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Evil So in fact all 3 of them are brothers, all with the same mother, and only 2 father between them, this is the reason that Jebus started getting high, because God would ignore him cause he was not his perfect good son and satan because he was not his perfect evil son. A Church of the 3 Sons is curently being set up and you will be informed when it is finised being created

Me: When I Die I'm going to Limbo and getting High with Jebus :D

Author: Church of the 3 Sons http://jebus.urbanup.com/1982985
32. (Jebus) (41↑, 68↓)
Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.

"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?" "SAVE ME JEBUS\!" "Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there\!"

Author: The Real Slim Jebus http://jebus.urbanup.com/1474356
33. (Jebus) (14↑, 43↓)
Code word for hallucinogenic mushrooms.

"I was just prayen' to jebus officer, I swear\!

34. (jebus) (22↑, 53↓)
Jesus' brother, also referred to as "Jesus' brother, Daryll\!"

Hi I'm Jesus. Hi I'm Jesus' brother, Daryll\!

35. (jebus) (23↑, 58↓)
was originally transcribed by a naked goat named judith on a hillside in freckleton, this hillside was very hilly and grassy and was the hillside where jebus removed the chocolate egg which blocked him from getting out of the cave where the rumans chucked some lettuce making him want to go in, this is a true story BELIEVE ME\!\!\!\!\!

a little hen want ing to cross the road to get to the other side but getting squashed in the process by a mighty being named jebus the holy moly god of chickens.com, visit at ye peril. IF U DARE\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

36. (Jebus) (14↑, 111↓)
Word created by Danielle\! She has all rights and claim to this word. The simpsons stole Jeebus from her mind.

Jebus is mah personal savior.

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Last updated: 2012.03.03

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